Friday, March 28, 2014


Yesterday, Claire spat two pacifiers onto the floor within three minutes of each other. A new personal best

Fiona spooked herself and launched all fifteen pounds of her obese body at my face. I also caught her licking one of the aforementioned pacifiers before I could pick it up off the floor. 

If these two ever join forces, I'm screwed. 

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